This can't be ranch-flavored ice cream, right? I bought it out of morbid curiosity. Maybe ranch ice cream will be the next big thing!
This cereal is either being marketed to religious zealots or hippies. True to the name of the cereal, the box art incorporates the first half of the Old Testament verse:
Ezekiel 4:9 - Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and afitches [OR spelt (a type of wheat)] and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof...
Q. How can you prevent Brian from buying a cereal named Ezekiel 4:9 despite his curiosity?
A. Charge $6.29 for it!

2 comments:
Maybe $6.29 was another verse?
Those are awesome products! How was the ice cream??
How was the Ranch Pecan?
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