The only question is: how did Jimmy Eason's tie come into my possession? I inherited the tie from my former roommate about two years ago, but I'm not sure how he came into possession of it. We can only speculate on this subject, but by applying Occam's Razor (the principle that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one - thank you, Lisa Simpson) it becomes clear that upon leaving public office in 1998, Jimmy Eason moved to Waukesha, Wisconsin, had a lot of plastic surgery, and changed his name to "Todd Lillian."
That leaves only the mystery of the tie's origins - the archival footage proves that it has existed since at least 1993, but I suspect it dates back even further. Indeed, after some serious Googling, I have discovered that the tie has led a very interesting life:



This post is starting to feel more like a dream blog post, so I guess that means I should say good night.

4 comments:
BAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you. This post just made my day.
I always thought there was something a little funny about Todd:)
I knew Louis XIV was an eccentric dresser, but I had no idea he was so ahead of his time! And Caesar! Sets trends for not only haircuts... I've been watching more classic movies lately and they make me think of you. :)
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